The Pied Piper’s Rat Muster
In 2004 we were introduced to Crazy Frog. He had a pixelated penis, but in the year 2020, sixteen years…
Straight Dogging in a Bent Carpark
Fill your chalice with the blood of our saviour, Eat the unleavened pita bread that is haunted by the ghost…
Dinner with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Welcome back to the Cheeky Chest Wrestler, The Lung Chester, The Goblin of Strange and Uncertain Times. You were like…
Freebasing with Jacinda Ardern
Hello and welcome to my blog for this week you filthy humans. I’m about to embark on a bit of…
Donald In The Distance
Fuck me, I’ve been neglecting the blog and I have broken my promise to all of you delicious boys and…
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Goeie dag julle wonderlike mense. That’s a bit of Afrikaans there in that greeting. So I’m very mindful of nostalgia…
The Grieving Train Conductor
Good Day you gorgeous boys and girls, I hope you had a charming week. I had fucking loads of jobs…
Daphne’s Fanny Pack
There’s a three part golf course in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea that has active land mines…
Jaunty Fish Fingers
I acquired a Merino sheep My cousin swapped her with me for a YBX9 battery. She was skinny with an…
Desiccated Knee Caps
Greetings from purgatory you improvised monkeys. The news is absolutely saturated at the moment and I’m not going to touch…